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That dumb Bloomberg headline should be rewritten as, "More people are not buying the lies of rich people anymore."

really, we're back in this garbage again? 

I have no idea what the joke about "ebussy" is, but I'm tired of peen-centric queer culture.

coders and non-coders of the fediverse: what is your **favorite ever** monospaced font?

(boosts? i like monospaced fonts.)

Had to do this when I noticed David Mitchell playing a cop in Peppa Pig

walt whitman: we contain multitudes

ten crows in a trenchcoat, standing nearby: no we don’t

tired: CS is a force multiplier for other disciplines
wired: CS replaces the need for even being slightly familiar with anything else

I saw "rice" on the Hellsite trends page, decided to look, and now I really want to cook plantains, rice and sauce.

(Tina Russo is apparently Daffy's love interest from the early '10s sitcom The Looney Tunes Show. Can you imagine how weird it must be to be named Tina Russo and meet another duck named Daffy Duck? That's like meeting someone named "Silly Human" and thinking "oh yeah, date time."

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I will reiterate that if you are able to, there is no excuse not to caption your images. *Everybody* benefits from it.

@mhoye @emma then they push them off the edge of the boat to see what happens

@emma horrified homeowner: "They… literally… flipped the house. Why? *How?*"

children: "Daddy! Daddy! We wanna be catgirls when we grow up!"

@emma the top-rated show on HGTV:

a bunch of rowdy buff catgirls show up, their most presentable representative that day consults with the homeowners for twenty minutes, they do a bunch of background on the family, their goals for the house, how they use the space, etc.

and then they just wreck the place and leave, grinning

Any mention of Firefox on birbsite will lead to some rando complaining that their anime porn themes are no-longer backwards compatible and demand everyone use the Nazi Furry fork of the browser.

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