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"Did that guy in plate who was just impaled on the halyard slip on mud, shit, or entrails?"

"I think that was entrails."

"Could had sworn that was mud. Could I get a flat white, half-caff?"

"Of course. And you?"

"Brainnnnnnns."

"Those will be right out, and you can ignore the air raid siren, they always test it at this time."

neal.fun/ambient-chaos/

Reminder that the groups pushing bans on books about Black history, are backed by the same groups who opposed teaching evolutionary biology in the 1980s.

Conservatives create these panics to distract attention when they get caught out.

themarysue.com/students-fight-

#smallstories
One day my friend John and I was sitting in the computer consultants lab at University of Michigan.

One of the fixed frequency monitors on a sparc-20 in the back room started to suddenly smoke copiously so a very excited person rushed into the main lab and shouted, "THE SUN JUST BLEW UP!!!"

And John and I looked at our watches and said in perfect synchrony, "That should give us about 9 and a half minutes then" and roflcoptered while our colleagues went wha? 💻

@ParadeGrotesque

Disney and LMM are now obligated to stage a Captain America musical.

When you don’t create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. Your tastes only narrow and exclude people. so create.

— Why the Lucky Stiff

@thr33h3ad3ddragon

what if we both made a website 😳
and we joined the same webring 👉👈

All the techbro clowns who moved to Texas in time for the grid to fail and have to spend all their Bitcoins to pay their electricity bill.

It's quite the thing when all the trans people on the timeline, myself included, are laughing over Caitlyn Jenner's dismal showing.

That she thought Republicans would support her over a screaming, reactionary, antivax goon...

wow.

What common veterinary medicine will anti-vaxers take instead of a flu shot this season?

The Moth joke follows the model of the Pope joke, which I first heard from either Howard Waldrop or Mike Godwin some years ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=jJN9mBRX3u

New track out tonight on bandcamp! There will be an accompanying video of the live performance up on YouTube at the same time. It sounds great and I think you'll really like it :)

Looking at past epic flow and realizing that Jagr annihilated gender in his youth.

No, Jeff Bezos, trying to suborn the Rust organization is not Carcinisation, it's being a dick.

:BoostOK: BOOST THIS, RUST IN DANGER

So it looks like Amazon has its tentacles ready to take over Rust.

nitter.snopyta.org/steveklabni

The company is slowly adding its own members to the Rust team in an attempt to leverage governance. Amazon employees are badmouthing the original Rust team, and articles are being released to manufacture consent for Rust being an Amazon project.

Capital tryna take away my gay crab language.

There are critical updates available today across the entire Apple product line that have just hit the presses, and they're in response to vulnerabilities that are actively being exploited in the wild. MacOS, iOS, the watch, doesn't matter. If you're on Apple hardware, update as soon as you reasonably can.

Does anyone else muddle "single page app" into "single payer app" in their heads?

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